Ladies: Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a vaccine for coronavirus. Moderna, Pfizer, the time has come. Good luck, and don’t fuck it up.

Letting the natural wave stay tonight.. #CantBeArsedToBrushMyHair

Going to tell my kids this was Right Said Fred

I have worked under a few senior women in my career, some were amazing - valuing & nurturing junior staff. Some however use bullying tactics in the workplace. Unfortunately these people & Priti Patel MP give female managers a bad rep and in this day and age is totally unacceptable.

For 2 days I was SUPER happy this week.. I had a jam doughnut on these days and had a total sugar high! But.. 1. I am VERY happy in my job and 2. Now know that a sugar and jam doughnut has the same affect on me as a good quality narcotic. #CheapDate

Hi Nigella Lawson I just watched you in graham norton asking Hugh Grant about no smell and eating. I've had no sense of smell or taste since mid March and I can confirm eating anything is now a horrid chore rather than enjoyable.

Today is... 24th November! 😁#1MonthToChristmasEve✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

Is she still going on about this???

Explain this to a straight person

This is how I 'first aid'

“Where’s the best place to stand during an earthquake?” Me, an intellectual:

It is absurd - and an insult to the new King - that an ex PM forced to resign from Parliament in disgrace should be allowed to “honour” cronies, donors and Covid party cover uppers. Sunak must block it. Sign the petition you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/bloc… via 38 Degrees

Gaaaa... how can I listen when app store says no? Radio X Pippa Taylor Tarrant James Robinson Chris Moyles Dominic Byrne please help!