Me writing the first draft: I'll fix this later. Me now: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

When I lived in my car I parked in the lot of the local library all day and was never bothered, I used their bathroom throughout the day and they never asked any questions, I used the computers to sign up for food stamps and other programs, I picked the flowers around the lot and

"The rejection of mainstream sensibilities offered by Hundreds of Beavers rivals that found in the works of John Waters and Georges Méliès." I raved about Hundreds of Beavers Movie for InBetweenDrafts. inbetweendrafts.com/the-best-movie…

The autistic trait that bites me in the ass most frequently is my impenetrable belief that if I show people the truth they will believe me.

Inside Out if it was filmed in my head.

The NHS investigating whether puberty blockers can hurt trans children.

Newsletter: the AI bubble is close to bursting, with Big Tech losing $2 trillion in market cap as everybody wakes up to the mediocrity of generative AI. Here’s a comprehensive guide to how everything might fall apart - and how little time OpenAI has left. wheresyoured.at/burst-damage/

TIL the guy who wrote/directed Freaked wrote a SpongeBob SquarePants movie, neat! Also learned that said SpongeBob movie isn't so good, bummer. Brogan Luke Bouwhuis has more on Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie over at InBetweenDrafts inbetweendrafts.com/saving-bikini-…

Newsletter: The DOJ has ruled Google Search a monopoly, and it’s time to have discuss the ugly truth that companies like Google and Meta are unsustainable in a world where they actually have competition. wheresyoured.at/monopoly-money/

I already knew Step was a great writer but I wasn't prepared for the comically unassuming way in which he calls Piglet a twink.

InBetweenDrafts Over at Netflix, there's the martial arts mastery in Officer Black Belt! InBetweenDrafts inbetweendrafts.com/officer-black-…

Norhtern Lights😍😍😍

I hope Mike Tyson punches Jake Paul in the chin so hard that Jake Paul's neck stretches out an extra foot like a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot.

Mufasa: The Lion King got lapped at the box office this weekend, which only means one thing... WE HAVE TO PROTECT THE BRAND! Brogan Luke Bouwhuis has some very marketable ideas on how to save The Lion King for InBetweenDrafts inbetweendrafts.com/mufasa-lion-ki…

Last week Google's AI overview gave me plumbing advice that if followed would cause a Legionella outbreak.