“Sometimes I wish we were able to consume the things humans call food. Really wanna know what the heck’s so great about this pizza stuff.”

Megatron: Bee:

“Did Starscream get cloned or something?”

“Superhero landing!”

“They did send a lot at me when I got to earth, but on the other hand they did send their slowest soldiers. It was like fighting a deadly slug. That’s very combustible. And can’t aim to save its life in a literal sense. It’s a god thing they didn’t send Barricade after me.”

“Now you’re really pissing me off!”

(Are Fall of Cybertron’s servers really still up?)

(Guys, come to think of it, Starscream was a bigger threat than megatron in the movies.)

“It’s go time!”

(Maybe I’ll bring this back.)

“Earths got people dressing up like animals now? And I thought Arachnia was weird.”

He may have adjusted Teletraan 1 to pick up TV channels.