Me when the teams come out tonight

Husband: My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Garda Station: What is her height? Husband: Ara jaysus, I'm not sure. About 5 or 6 feet. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Middling. Sergeant: Colour of

Last 2 laps! Bring it home boys 💪 Carlos Sainz - P3 Charles Leclerc - P4 #JapaneseGP 🇯🇵 #F1

Loves a fart Ronnie does 😂💨

Class

Pep Guardiola, what have you done?

We welcome Halkirk United to Dalmore Park this Saturday in The Appin Football Times Cup. Thank you to Calder Electrical for their continued support and for sponsoring the team this season as well as match sponsors Blackrock Rovers Fc

Strong outfit

Tomorrow we host Golspie at Dalmore Park in our latest North Caledonian FA league fixture. Our thanks go to match sponsor Innes Haughey for his support

This afternoon’s full time result in the Appin Football Times Cup sees us progress to the final. Our thanks to match sponsor The Icy as well as team sponsor Calder Electrical

David Coote at 7am on a Sunday morning at a gaff

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Good to see you back at it scottie innes

Under-11 Ajax star Zinedine Chaiat did 2424 keepy-ups in front of the spectators of the Cruyff Arena! 😳

Apart from this being the ultimate mind games, this is like a scene from the prime WWE attitude era just needs the ‘Raw Is War’ music playing underneath and JR on commentary.

The Big Lebowski; Jesus

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 Bojan Miovski just signed a four-year deal until 2029 after completing a medical in Paris and now, the #Macedonia 🇲🇰 striker is officially a new #RangersFC player. ✍️ The 26-year-old is set to arrive in Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 tomorrow after being granted a UK visa... 🔵

🎾 Unbelievable scenes at the #RolexShMasters. Valentin Vacherot defeats his cousin, Arthur Rinderknech in the final which was ultimately the first big final in their careers and they both broke down in tears during the ceremony. Look at the written message, emotional stuff! ❤️

⛔️ SUPER JACK BUTLAND

Full Quote ➡️➡️"It used to be believed that whoever won the most was the best, but that's no longer the case. Now, whoever creates the most perceptions is the best. There are coaches who try things that don't work and fail, but they say, 'I died with my idea.' If you die with