Oh do fuck off. Nobody’s paying for this shit.

Duo is such a flirt

I do feel sorry for all the guys on Grindr who “can’t see taps”. It must be awful for them.

Take me dancing naked in Lorraine

Having just gone through a masquerade of looking through various drawers and cupboards, I’ve realised that my cats think that I *find* the Dreamies rather than that I am responsible for buying them. Mind blowing.

Interesting fashion choices from #Montesong2025

Coming up in the first hour of the #ESC250, broadcast at EFR12 Radio Eurovision: 🌍 Songs from 15 different countries 🕰️ Songs from 5 different decades 📈 A song that rises 1059 places, a song that loses 155 places 🆕 7 songs that were not in the #ESC250 last year!

I don’t know who needs to know this but regret and secret don’t rhyme in English and never have #ESC250

It’s a M&Ms and wine gums for breakfast at midday kind of day

BREAKING 🚨 The Traitors Ireland will arrive on BBC One & iPlayer straight after The Traitors UK Series 4 finale on Friday, January 23rd! 🇮🇪

If Jesus died for our sins, surely we owe it to him to make those sins really count?

It’s not just the hair dye and facial furniture. Has Jack had work done? #SilentWitness

Remember this, kids: An attempted assassination of a very high-ranking Russian general responsible for mass war crimes is an “attempt to derail peace negotiations.” Meanwhile, daily missile terror, the mass killing of civilians, depriving millions of people of electricity and

In an attempt to possibly explain why 77 million Americans voted for this man, while simultaneously explaining just why it is that Europeans live substantially longer, I’m absolutely delighted to introduce the revised list of US food that you cannot legally sell in Europe!🧵

I think the fact that I can order more wine on my phone after drinking wine is a fundamental flaw in our society. Cheers!

Who is your favourite Prime Minister from the 21st century, and why are they all so terrible?

Kieran from The Apprentice is such a slimy git but I’d still let him stick it anywhere.