The last year of sport has just been too intense. I would really like to flip the off switch for a few years and jus not care about what happens to some men running around on the other side of the world

Every single successful footballing nation has a back catalogue of heartbreak. It's a consequence of being good and getting to the latter stages of tournaments. If England continue to improve it's going to happen more often

There is something very funny about the health secretary declaring “Freedom Day” open from self-isolation in his own home. (Yes, I know the govt are ballsing everything up again)

I’ve encountered so many orgs that decided on containers as their production runtime but refuse to let developers install docker on their local machines due to “security” 🤯

Why are City buying Grealish? Surely the one thing they've got loads of are creative attacking midfield types?

Our traditional injury crisis has started early. One fit centre back now. Season derailed before it started

This is wonderful

Any suggestions out there for group remote learning and development workshops for software engineers?

Ugh. I went in to the office for 2 hours and it absolutely wiped me out. Chronic pain is both invisible and horrendous

btw these large scary math symbols are just for-loops

Nearly had a very expensive dental incident 🦷

After 3 years of increasing chronic pain am effectively housebound. Life has lost so much of its joy and meaning

It’s mad that the current UK government has overseen thousands of unnecessary deaths AND a shortage of food and fuel, and will still comfortably retain power at the next election. Why do we have such low expectations of our leaders?!

“Excuse me sir. We received an anonymous tip that you’re planning on smuggling dinosaur embryos off the island”

If you won’t test in production, your users will do it for you

Regardless of my opinion of web3, it currently has no appeal to me as a software engineer. Public, hard to upgrade code, that requires a working economics model built in from the very start. It’s just….too hard

Sayed I. Hashimi David Fowler @ADefWebserver He did more than "work on it", he pretty much wrote the whole first version! 😂

Encountered a Kevlin Henney trying to make an H&M return