Bruce eats burgers with a fork and a knife. Fuckin' wild, man!

He snorts every time Batman says, "I work alone."

||. I want to write w a Titans Batman, but idk if anyone is really doing that because he wasn't actually in the show lol.

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||. I had the feels, so I angsted. Oops.

He swipes a beer from the fridge and plops himself on the couch to watch bad TV.

Sings Coldplay loudly and unashamedly.

||. Apologies for any grammar and/or continuity errors. I'm drinking bc I don't have to work tomorrow :)

Jason cannot believe he's giving someone dating advice.

||. Ok but who makes the pretty videos? I want one.

||. Busy weekend, but replies are coming tomorrow!

|| I shouldn't bring this account back but I want it so badly

If he launches himself over the railing from the top of the stairs, how many flips can he do before he hits the ground?

juul is for losers

Jason is firmly on Team Cigarette because it's all about the aesthetic.

|| Temporary hiatus until I see the new season of Titans bc I don't want to be spoiled.

|| Sorry for disappearing, but I can't be on this acct until I see the new season of Titans.