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Happy birthday bro! Steven Robinson I dont know what I'd do without your witty sarcasm, hope you have a great day and enjoy these throwbacks.

I dont have enough room to sum up my cruise in one tweet so here’s a few pics from Cozumel

My brother has been in Montana for 5 days

Happy 21st to this goon, the past 3 years wouldn’t have been nearly as wild without your shenanigans

Texans: It’s so hot we want the cold weather😫 Mother Nature: BET Texans the next morning: WAIT STOP I HAVE HAD ENOUGH

Thought my roommate and I were chill until it was his turn to buy toilet paper and he brought home single ply

I feel sorry for mfers that have to drain their rice

I told my mom I was going to protests in Dallas tomorrow and she said she was scared for my safety and didn’t want me to get hurt. I told her that black mothers and fathers feel that way on a daily basis and that’s exactly why I needed to be there.

I really just had a patient ask me if I had Parkinson’s when testing them for COVID this morning, like it’s just the coffee damn

Y’all my grandma is too real LOL

Psychiatrists Stoners 🤝 Loving anxiety