I am still shocked that the movements I feel in my stomach are a tiny human who is going to be here shortly.

Literally should have called in today...

I can't believe I have to go back to work next week... #notready #willmissmybaby

Esther last night was cluster feeding and I have never been more torn in being upset that Justus was asleep vs wanting him to not be woken up and have a good night's sleep.

The fatigue I feel today is one of the worst I have ever experienced... #ineedsleep

Nothing makes me feel fatter than Esther pinching the back of my arm

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Why is the Grinch all of the sudden a fad?

I just want to sleep 8 hours straight... Lack of sleep is literal torture #teething baby

Last night was a rough night... I just want to sleeeep ...

I'll be honest.... Having a sick baby has completely destroyed my compassion for people without kids waking up "early" or "didn't get much sleep" reeeaaallly Karen?!? I don't think you wanna play that game with me right now.

Why are babies farting so funny?

You know you're a consistent employee and consistent at showing up on time when you're scheduled to show up 30 minutes late a few days this week and everyday you get a text message from a coworker asking if you're okay.

I swear no matter what time I sit down to eat my breakfast, Esther wakes up to nurse...

WE'VE DONE IT!!!!! 🏆

EUROPA LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!

Hardest thing I have ever done this far is weaning Esther from nursing. She and I both hate it...

You guys this last month had been so hard on my body... On top of it I just a second degree oil burn on the inside of my wrist of my dominant hand... *Sigh*

Seriously how many penalties are we up too? #NYGvsDAL

.... I have a cold for the first time this season and my chest has not been in this much pain since like three weeks post op...