Surprise! 😂

When your vegetarian friends invite you for dinner.. 😂

What a long, strange trip it’s been…

If you get this, you are probably over 50.

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We should cherish all the stupid people in the world. Without them we wouldn't be considered so clever.

Refreshing to see Matt Gaetz fuck someone over 18

Get that bread! 🍕🍞

W. #EasyToCelebrate x #LGRW

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Nonsense.

For my Michigan friends & neighbors: do NOT use Victor's Home Solutions if you need a new roof. They'll damage your property then won't fix it or take responsibility for it. victors.com DO NOT USE!! #shady

We should rename AR-15s “tampons” so Republicans will finally want to keep them out of school.

“I searched the world over and thought I found true love, you met another and pffft! you were gone.”

Pete Hegseth arriving for his first day as Secretary of Defense:

We will be LIVE immediately following the SUPER BOWL Retweet please

Just a thing I did, one day at a time.