🎉Happy Birthday BBC on your 100th birthday! When you were founded we had a King, no one knew if they could afford to put their heating on and we'd just lived through a global pandemic. Times really do change!

Lest we forget, Boris Johnson, still the MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip, has been on holiday since 7th July. 107 days. Oh apart from a quick jaunt to the USA to do a speech for £135,000 I feel certain this revelation will end him. Your welcome. #AwsomePowerOfAMurphyTweet

Boris Johnson as skips. A thread.

Everyone who thinks that because Halloween is over it now means we can start celebrating Christmas can fuck right off.

ITV should now pay whatever it takes to have Dominic Cummings dropped in as one of the secret celebs half way through

Elon Musk is ruining Twitter, Celebrations are removing the Bounty bars from its tubs, and I've just found out that there's going to be a Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas special. This year just continues to get worse.

NO Jeremy Clarkson. Not on any level, in any circumstance, is it ok to write this stuff about any woman & absolutely NO to "everyone who's my age thinks the same" No no no. We absolutely do NOT think the same. Listen to the noise Jeremy. The crowds are chanting "shame on YOU"

Jeremy Clarkson.His wonderful daughter Emily has just put out a statement on her instagram account. "I stand against everything that my Dad wrote about Meghan Markle". FYI Emily has spoken many times about how she suffered very badly from online abuse when she was younger. 💪🏼👏🏼

Today I’m striking. Not because I want to but because I think it’s important to play my part in the intervention. The NHS is failing. Ambulance staff are tired and burned out of working above and beyond for little pay. #ambulancestrike

THE best video you’ll see today/this week/this year/ever! 😄😄

Come on @itv and sky, sort out the @itvx on Sky Q fiasco!! 🙄

I also want to apologize for breaking our OTP (On Time Performance) yesterday. We had to delay some of our trains to give a way to #RailForceOne. It was painful for me and my team, but I had to do that. So only 90% of our trains arrived on time yesterday. I apologize.

Lineker must decide between politics and presenting, says politician on her TV show. Incredible.

Exciting news for all Level 42 fans.

Need your help Twitter. A neighbour’s autistic daughter needs a new fire engine. It has to be this and only this one. Mum is desperate. Manufacturer Galey but no longer made. We can do this. Pls retweet.

I expect BBC bosses changed the BBC Radio 2 news jingle just to stop Liza Tarbuck from going off piste😂 #smarttrousers

Confusing mixed messaging from EE