their reaction time is HORRIBLE

Suicide is never the answer. Your pets will miss you.

The worst part of being single is trying to cook for one, what do you mean I have 3 full take out dishes of pasta left over after …

If I see a mother stealing formula ima create a distraction

I swear Lothian buses can sense when you are late and drive the slowest.

This goes so hard.

I will find any excuse to complain to ofgem knowing that each complaint I escalate, charges my energy supplier £500 as an admin fee for an ofgem intervention. You can complain about high prices if you're stuck for a complaint. Fuck you British Gas and your 900% profit increase.

going on holiday just to go clubbing every day sounds soooo boring and such a waste

slipknot playing eyeless to 300 ppl with no barricades and there were 0 stage dives. you ungrateful bastards

If she’s behind the counter that’s bossman bro I dunno what to tell you

Also whilst I’m on my “hater” shit, fuck anyone that tries policing your fucking gig experience. YOU DONT NOT OWN THE VENUE. Turn up whenever you fucking want, push past anyone who tries telling you what you can and can’t do, fuck anyone controlling your experience.

Unwinding after a long day of work by playing the most anger inducing game possible

Full evacuation of the balmoral on a Sunday is wild.

This was taken 3 hours into colouring my back piece. Atleast I was allowed to wipe away the tears before it was taken 😂

Where are American tattoo artists getting prices for their work? Six figures for a sleeve is mental.