So this is twitter. I've got 2 followers :-)

The cat seems to be out of the bag. I have been promised the job of ride the north mascot. Just waiting for my jersey.

@sand_dancer_94 I am a fairly big bear. Say no more!

@sand_dancer_94 are you nailed to that cross?

@sand_dancer_94 I always keep my back to the wall. I've got a bear arse.

ride the north 🚴🏻‍♀️🚴🚴‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I Heart Stonehaven sorry to have missed it #toomanyvinos mostly upset as I missed Robin

Found just the thing to get Robin through ride the north 🚴🏻‍♀️🚴🚴‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 tested by Mia #Holland #nohilltraining

Thinking I might shave my leg fur for ride the north 🚴🏻‍♀️🚴🚴‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Anyone know where I can get an xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl cycling helmet? I've got an aff big heid.

@action099 cheap imitations. No holidays for me - I just get left behind by Ian Ramsey (don't think Mrs R likes me).

Who was your favourite celebrity bear before I came along? I've always liked a bit of Nookie

ride the north 🚴🏻‍♀️🚴🚴‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 2011 memories with @sand_dancer_94 and stanley kay #bikelove

What 'C' describes @sand_dancer_94

ride the north 🚴🏻‍♀️🚴🚴‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 2011....even with route planning there can be surprises! fresh tar...just how Grant Watson likes it

here is a look at our back page, out today

@sand_dancer_94 Graham Robson a bit of mistletoe and wine that weekend. Mrs abzer was away ...and when the cat's away, the mice will dance!

Ive been followed by iain the bearesford. We might be related Iain Beresford

"ride the north 🚴🏻‍♀️🚴🚴‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿: Kincardine & Mearns folk ready for Ride the North - News - Mearns Leader m.mearnsleader.co.uk/news/kincardin…" didn't even get a mention

Are they having a laugh? m.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletic…

Really looking forward to Paddington movie. Great to see the nation's 2nd favourite bear back in spotlight.