Do you think the Cardinals sit around naming random Popes during the conclave like dudes naming athletes

hey sorry I can’t speak now, ill call you when im on a packed bus later on

youtube shorts

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don't know how i got in the pope's close friends but he's wildin. posting cigarette selfies soundtracked to CupcakKe. talkin bout "chile they done fucked up and let a rn in the vatican." you can't be talking like that White Pope

worst part of Chernobyl probably that it happened on a saturday. that’s some monday bullshit fr!!!!!! my love to the fallen of course

i don't know what kind of a person i would be today if i never saw this tweet

Tell the chef I said yummers

I think someone is illegally using my Spotify but literally all they’re doing is adding whole Arcade Fire albums to my liked songs. I never listen to Arcade Fire, but no matter how many of their songs I remove from the playlist more keep getting added I’m losing it

Jet

I hate how in the gc everyone else's message is on the left and you're stuck there all alone on the right I never really felt like I belonged

Your password must contain two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man

Sometimes it’s both

[Luther in a Mission Impossible video game] Ethan, you need to keep an eye on your stealth meter. If it fills all the way up, nearby enemies will be alerted to your presence. Press the circle button to crouch. While you’re crouched, they won’t be able to hear your footsteps…

TRUMP: Who do you work for? REPORTER: NOTUS TRUMP: I don't even know what the hell that is. Get yourself a real job.

what business did i have making brian cowan as a mii when i was like 9

Max Verstappen seeing George pull up alongside him

At a birthday party and way too quickly answered the question of “who is the rat guy at Jabba’s palace” with “that’s Salacious B Crumb.”