'Gove.....Leadsom...Zahawi.....Gullis......Gullis. I've seen you Gullis, I know you're alive.'

The day after On the evening of June 10, Limoges is awash with rumours of a terrible catastrophe that has happed at Oradour-sur-Glane, just over 13 miles to the west. These rumours are backed up with the smell of smoke that wafts across the city. The following day, two men take

Ray Davies & Damon Albarn Waterloo Sunset 1995

Dear Boris Johnson. We will never know if Jeremy Corbyn would've been a vain, lazy, corrupt, law breaking, terrible Prime Minister. Maybe. Maybe not. You, on the other hand...

Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.

Would like to watch #C4BritainDecides but Nadine Dorries? Come on… sorry, can’t watch

My column on the general election result theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Save Bromley Picturehouse - Sign the Petition! chng.it/QzkbP6VvwS via Change.org UK

Enjoying a very nice bottle from ⁦Westwell Wines⁩ what summer is for

Best thing you’ll see today. Reform are done ;)

Well done the good folk of Beckenham and Local estate agent Lisa Knight for getting around this… hope Paul has a great time in Portugal 😎 Bromley: Street cleaner stopped from accepting £3K fundraiser cash - BBC News bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Delayed again at LeShuttle (Calais side)… every time… I’ll get the boat next time. Fed up with their lack of information. Just fed up with them altogether.

50 years ago we entered these grounds for the first time, #kingsdale

#paoty waste of time watching the result, you knew at the start he was going to win. Jennifer is an amazing artist. I’m sure the judges just want that feeling of ‘we see more in a painting than mere mortals do’

so long Johnnie Walker, all across the years ..a defender and gatekeeper of great musical taste .. a cool, kind man who kept the bar high for all of us who loved him ….

Nick Lowe at The Garage, fantastic! #NickLowe

3 starter questions on ‘Film’… Darwin’s captain is doing a PhD in Film… bit unfair #UniversityChallenge

The greatest comedy: Young Frankenstein The greatest thriller: The Conversation The greatest war film: A bridge too far, Greatest western: Unforgiven Best cop film and car chase: French connection RIP #GeneHackman

#ENGALB Ajax, Bayern Munich, AC Milan and Real Madrid, has England ever had 4 players on the pitch from European clubs? #England