Back to back corn nut eating champ

Hey @RasorBrandon what ever happened to that bionicle club we were gonna start?

This is Bush. It was very windy at the beach today but he remained anchored. 13/10 great work buddy (IG: bushandreagan)

Hey @alnoelk get off my fricken Twitter page #notinvitedtomybirthdayparty

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Hey Jake Wallace are you still looking for a butte water and a gal?

Me “I think I tweaked my neck” Emily “What neck?”

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If I had an average sized neck I’d be 6’2”

Emily’s hot

Don’t be an idiot.

America is thee undisputed, number one, fattest country. Average male 200lbs. Average female 171. To put in perspective the French shave more than 30 lbs for both sexes. We have an obesity epidemic!!! And politicians are silent. Joe Biden Nancy Pelosi Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Chuck Schumer

DO YOU LIKE MY HAT?? #HatFriendDay

I AM FROSTY ALSO*

I dressed my dog as Paddington Bear and now the world seems a slightly better place to be than it did yesterday.

This is Aja. She was just told she's a good girl. Suspicions confirmed. 13/10 would tell again

Timeline cleanse ❤️

This is Meatball. He's going home for the very first time. So excited to have a human of his own. Thinking about what he's going to call you. Maybe Bob. 12/10

This is Muffin. He is the most sophisticated puppy in the world. Doesn't dwell on trivial matters like nibbles and sits. Wants to know the origins of the universe. 13/10

Can't swim... hmm. I guess 1 way circles are OK as long as Dad fills the 'wanna be" pool? (Amoura.goldens IG) #sillyswiming #Circlestroke #Waterdog