“ridículo homem que trabalha em necrotério e toca berimbau no horário de almoço” eu sendo horroroso:

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book* uh oh *frantically starts flipping through pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

the sexiest thing a man can do is love kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿

refrigerators in horror games be like:

CANSEI de ver as dicas de lugar com “lugar secreto” “brunch secreto” “café escondidinho” CHEGA DE SEGREDOS!!!

Look at this chart. Pure insanity. The world is not prepared for what’s about to happen.

you’re on stan twitter, I’m on stan twitter. we are not the same

san francisco was just called san fran until 1991 when cisco systems paid the city 47 billion dollars to append cisco to its name. the inhabitants are very touchy about people using the original name now, for legal reasons. it's a violation of contract law

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

i can be trusted with the fence open.

aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Casa do presidente Café Filho (1896)

jefferson beijos confirma aquisição de fábrica da Tortuguita de Bragança Paulista/SP

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

acho que nunca vou me conformar que tudo que o corpo humano funciona é pq viveu bizentos anos na caverna… custava terem inventado a lan house antes???? afff

almoço: pf de 25 reais café da tarde: brunch orgânico de 190 reais janta: resto do pf que mandei embalar

Uma menina da minha sala me chamou de gay, aí eu falei " tira a roupa pra eu te mostrar quem é gay" ela tirou,eu vestí e arrasei com o look

Voces qualquer coisa é noooossa