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Rob Carney

@robcarney43

It's been years, and I can still pedal no-handed. That is all you need know.

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Visits to a Starbucks bathrooms: 40. Percentage of time someone also needs it: 100. Percentage of the times they've knocked: 0.

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My wife and I were surprised at how surprised we were that Eminem performed Lose Yourself at the #oscars. Martin Scorcese had a 1,000-yard-stare the whole time, which is not surprising

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5 movies you're confident you've seen at least 10 times 1. Ferris Bueller's Day Off 2. Shawshank Redemption 3. Transformers: The Movie (1986) 4. Robin Hood (animated, Disney) 5. Die Hard

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"Goodnight. Don't get out of bed." "But what if there's a fire?" "Just probably die? I don't know" "But what if I have to throw up?" "Throw up on the fire. Goodnight." #dadalldone

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"... so we can effectuate process improvement." [raises hand] "When you say that, do you simply mean 'improve'?" "... I supposed you could s-" "Kill yourself."

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The three things Twitter has done that I've hated the most are 280 characters, changing favorites to likes & destroying human civilization