This is word for word what Blackpool Comedian Lee Chode said when the police took him away for having indecent images on his laptop.

No shit sherlock. And thats after all the airtime they are getting and push from the media. Love to see it!

it’s just very telling if the nicest thing anybody can say about you is that you have relatives

They're just trying to fit in with their voters.

Me: Charlie Kirk was a white supremacist kkksuperhitler88: You clearly did not take the time to watch his videos

I've spent the entirety of my life thinking that British people thought right-wing American evangelical Christians were absolutely bonkers. That, I now know, is not that case.

the year is 2025. your dad just turned you in for a well-executed assassination you would’ve otherwise gotten away with and everyone is talking about how the other assassin is hotter than you

We're all grieving the American evangelical Charlie Kirk, so let's just stop and think about our #MensMentalHealth when watching The Ruddles Cup this weekend, yeah? Ask your mates if they're doing okay, if they fancy a Ruddles.

So all of that " I'm a family man" was him overcompensating for cheating on his wife on weeks after the wedding.

These cunts can't handle the funnies! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Unveiling the Ruddles Cup Charlie Kirk Memorial Prize, which honours players of yesteryear for their contribution to English football. We might not have agreed with everything Charlie said ("your body, my choice", for instance), but today we celebrate his formidable commentary.

Ruddles ambassador Laura Woods has presented football legend Dean Spink with The Charlie Kirk Memorial Prize at Harvester Restaurant Taunton. We may not agree with everything Charlie said, but we will use his legacy as a springboard from which to celebrate '90s football talent.

This was me last year before the election, running through traffic with "ED DAVEY" written on a piece of paper.

Alex Phillips You don't seem very joyful. You were pissing your pants about bread a few weeks ago.

Stanley Washington Andy Churnwell Omelette Coleman 🇵🇸 🇾🇪 Duneothy (🩷💜💙), MSc. Laura Woods You could deport every person you don't like in this country. It's not going to bring your wife and teeth back.

Who remembers before woke when The Great British Banger had a foreskinned end? #AndysMemoryLane

Apologies if somebody's pointed this out before. But Charlie Kirk was the American Captain Tom, wasn't he?

in an angry outburst following your dismissal, you said your former boss was on a list of elite global paedophiles - but it turns out you were on there too?!