woke up thinking about this

My girl could wear scrubs everyday and I’d be perfectly fine with that. You can’t ever go wrong with a girl in scrubs👌🏽

Being in your 20s is so much fun but then I realized I’m only in the 3rd year of that and now I have to spend the next 7 years in a financial depression to fix things I didn’t think mattered like Credit Scores and clean background searches

saw this thing that said “the people struggling the most are the ones to hide it the best + be the light for everyone else when they can’t be that for themselves” and y’all I FELT THAT

#NewProfilePic

To make people mad so they will tweet about it later

Woke up today and decided to remind my depression that I’m the fucking man and to hop off my sack. So I’m feeling pretty great right now💪🏽

“Gucci equal’s good” thank u golf announcer

Bringing this gem back to the tl

Cashier in drive-thru “Would you guys like any napkins?” @cam4duncan “Na man we just gonna wipe ice-cream on our shorts” *drives off with 0 napkins 🤦🏽‍♂️

Me after getting some quality introvert time, then hitting my friends up to be a part of the world again. x.com/michellethi24/…

Wait til the end x.com/HEADLESSGANG/s…

I really want some babies but honestly the thought of me trying to raise a mini-me and mix of whatever psychotic women wants my kid scares the shit out of me

Just found out I have 0 points on my license and a clean driving record..... you could have told me a unicorn shit a skittle in my yard and I would have believed that story before I believed I had a clean driving record🤔

My favorite time of the year is when the family plans a dope Vacation and then one day you come home to find out that this is the 6th year in a row my ass got left... Like straight up not having a good time bro!!

But I completely apologize for my drunk self. That dude be on another level

I think I’m more scared of all these GSPs than I am the hurricane right now