Last night an old man shaved my facial hair with a straight razor Felt nice and woke up in a good mood

Was selling weed out of my car in Portland with pop smokes and a couple friends. Pop told me he got in trouble with his mother once because she had found 1000 pounds of weed hidden in his room

I played Aladdin at Disneyland

Sipped lean on a boat Cops came Hid the lean with slight of hand Felt tired

Adopted an bad orphan Mom wanted to send him to military school I wanted to turn him good

*nightmare* Harry Potter themed castration

Another shaving dream… An hour after I woke up I touched my face and realized it was only a dream

*Nightmare* I was forced to chug all the juice in my fridge

I arrive at a grand wedding attended by Dennis Quaid and his two beautiful daughters who I quickly initiate rizz. I then get locked on a glass submarine a bucket of weapons (mostly knives). I fight Dennis’s henchmen to get back to the wedding and court his daughters