<Small Roach prances about in huge stable throne room. Is a happy horse.>

<Brown eyes flick towards the other horse. Doesn’t know if it’s a friend. Feels better with saddle off. Roach’s blanket is wet. Can’t take it off. His hair is matted. Waits patient to be rubbed dry. Smells hay. Dry hay.> Neigh.

<Has good pedigree. Will grow into an impressive battle horse.>

<Horse doesn’t understand this.>

<Neighs and buts his muzzle against his chest. Roach loves nice master.>

<Eats hay. Tries not to move. The lady is doing something. No longer wet. Feels better now. No rain. Looks around and feels fingers. Knows that move. It’s brushing. Wet matted hair. Doesn’t like it. Mustn’t kick. The other horse is watching. Roach is a good horse.>

<Roach loves you all.>

<Roach thinks of all of you. Sends neighs and love.>

<#RoachDiary Day 1: nothing happens Day 20: what is happening? Day 31: Roach is in a stable. Day 36: Roach kicks the stable door. Day 40: Horse finds a lake Day 45: Roach remembers Geralt. Day 50: Apples? Roach loves everybody and is happy to be petted.>

<clip clop. clip clop. Horse returns> Neigh!

<Roach nuzzles all humans. Shamelessly asking for apples. Falls asleep in the sun.> 🍎🐎

<Eats carrots and nibbles Geralt’s hair. Affectionate horse.>

#HappyEaster <Roach is currently a small unicorn inside an egg. On a carousel. Going round and round. It is fun.>

<Pet Roach and add apples. A horse is your best friend. Roach likes friends.> 🐎

<Roach was very small once. Mother was gone. Lonely horse until Geralt came along.>

<Roach returns> Clip clop. Clip clop.

<Green. Green. Green. Where did the apples go?>

Neigh? <Smells for apples. No apples. Swishes tail>

<neigh, neigh, neigh. I am a nice horse> Neigh. 🐎 <apple> 🍎 <carrot> 🥕