I will use your gender reveal party invitation as a coaster.

YOOOOOOO 😂😂😭😭😭😭 2 hits but WE’LL TAKE IT!! 😤 #SWEEPPIC

Having a cheeky Nandos. Really, there isn't any other kind.

Watching what is going on in Taiwan makes me wish everything was simple as it was on West Wing's Hartsfield Landing episode when President Bartlet outlined a strategy over chess. @BradleyWhitford could you at least check in to make sure the Flenders are still doing OK?

Just got an email promo for a Roku series called Murder House Flip. Surely Rob Maher deserves some sort of producer credit on this?

Going straight to @spooky23 's Twitter feed for analysis after this one.

54 years ago today, Tommie Smith and John Carlos performed the Black Power salute at the Olympics that outraged millions of white Americans. They were suspended from the U.S. team. They received death threats. But neither man ever apologized—and neither ever had need to.

This week's Completely-At-Random NFL Picks: Vikings -3 at Dolphins, Vikings-Dolphins under 45, Cowboys-Eagles over 42. Play these at your own risk -- as advertised, these are completely random. (But I'm 4-2 over the last two weeks.)

When the William Henry Harrison presidency outlasts your tenure as UK Prime Minister, that's not saying much for your staying power.

Always worth remembering. RT Curtis E. Williams: Closing In On Thanksgiving Break At Port Charlotte High School…

I'm now also on Post. So if you enjoy my lack of meaningful activity on Twitter, there is now another platform to experience it.

Going through my basement, I found a parcel I had received in the mail in 2010 and never opened. I finally opened it to find 2 newspapers from the SFGiants World Series win that year I had bought via eBay. In the words of Sarah Langs, Baseball Is The Best.

I'd say awful news for the Pirate family, but that's just awful news altogether.

Reading recommendation: I discovered the book Benny The Blue Whale by Andy Stanton during a pre-Christmas trip to Scotland and an currently recommending it to everyone I know. Funny, thought-provoking and brilliant. Available on Kindle now, in print in the US next month.