Cara beli tanah Melayu: 💰💸💵🪙 Cina: 💰💸💵🪙 Keling: 🔪🔪🔪 “deyyy itu dulu atuk kami kerja situ yuorang kena la kesian sacrifice mereka, cepat beri kami tanah atau kami parang bakar kerete yuorang”

Ini dah macam luahan hati PU Riz je. Tak boleh salahkan dia juga. Ini mesti selalu kalau LMK buat hal je mesti dia kena. Katanya tak tegur lah apa lah 😅

When IShowSpeed couldn’t pronounce Bastian Schweinsteiger’s name and Schweinsteiger stepped in to help 😂⚽

Atok dia pukul org pakai kayu golf Cucu dia hantar org pukul pakai baseball bat Ke mana tumpahnya kuah kalau tak ke lantai

Nak robohkan SATU kuil haram pun sampai meeting bodoh macam ni Macam mana dengan 687 yang lain? SPINELESS BASTARD

Bayangkan, dalam satu tempat kawasan perhutanan boleh ada 9 kuil… 9 kuil ya… sampai kena meeting. 🤣.

9 kuil dalam hutan simpan. JPNS Jabatan Perhutanan Negeri Selangor terpaksa panggil meeting. Apapun tahniah kepada yang berikhtiar 👍🏼

Satu satunya persatuan bola sepak kebangsaan DI DUNIA yang tak call up warganegaranya yang juga merupakan STARTING MIDFIELDER di perlawanan kalah mati Champions League. Dahlah game tu menang. Apa lagi yang Mendez perlu buktikan untuk dapat peluang?

Pastu duit tax kau pergi ke team bola paling power yang palsu kan birth certificate 😂

Why tak panggil Mendez? Player Paling Mahal Kat Malaysia ✅ 7.00+ average Rating dekat Champions League ✅ Regular Starter untuk team yang main Quarter Finals Champions League ✅ Midfielder dengan highest average rating dekat Super League ✅

Bro conceded 4 goals and still got rated 9.9

Tamim is a better role model than someone like you bro. Tamim kena macam2 bila kena lokap haritu. Your own girlfriend kena sexual harassment and you couldn’t do anything with that hands of yours with triad tats. Whatever you call others, is actually a projection of yourself.

Di María was a complete menace 😭 that level of humiliation should be illegal

Neil Etheridge and Kiki commenting on the "Filipino" players from JDT😭 love messy and shady people sometimes

Her face when the turtle pops out. Too precious!

Eid Mubarak to all! 🌙 I hope you have a very special day with your family and loved ones. Wishing you all peace and happiness.

Fabio on Sir Alex Ferguson’s hair dryer treatment: “My brother did something wrong in the game and he came at half time to speak with him but came to me. He started to shout f*ck off! Rio or Carrick said this is not Rafael and he said f*ck off they’re the same!” 🤣 #MUFC