The Dogs of 2020

This is the president of the United States, on tape, telling a Republican election official to fabricate vote totals in order to disenfranchise the state's voters and overturn the results of the election. washingtonpost.com/politics/trump…

The failure of the Capitol Police and Federal Law Enforcement to protect the Capitol of the United States is profound. It is inexcusable.

This is a moment of profound national humiliation. The worlds oldest Constitutional Republic has been turned into a lawless Banana Republic by Donald J. Trump and Vice President JD Vance and @GOPLeader. We are shamed and every adversary in the world is cheering.

The Washington Post Welcome to the #ClimateCrisis 🌎🔥 x.com/nasaclimate/st…

That awkward moment when ‘The Onion’ is the voice of reason.

Me watching Hocus Pocus for the 110th time

Me: why does my back hurt all the time? also me in bed sleeping every night:

📺 NEW VIDEO Republicans have taken away your right to choose. Now take away their right to govern. #GOPHandmaidsTale

“You look so dumb right now” is just such a brilliant first line.

When gas hit $8 my job gon have to start comin to get me or I’m not goin

You are fourteen times more likely to die during pregnancy than from an abortion and the number one cause of death during pregnancy is murder. Overturning Roe is an implicit act of femicide.

4th of july is cancelled this year due to a shortage of independence.

The Onion isn't taking any prisoners today.

The #1 cause of death for pregnant women is murder.

I had been trying to verbalize this sentiment for years — when I witnessed siblings speaking on each other’s experiences

A note for tomorrow: ANYONE WHO IS TRICK-OR-TREATING AT FIFTEEN IS PRESUMPTIVELY CLINGING TO THE RITUALS OF CHILDHOOD AT THE MOST DISCOMBOBULATING MOMENT OF THEIR LIVES. THROW CANDY AND KINDNESS AT THEM