Upon arriving at the New World in 1519 and seeing the sheer scale of the blood thirsty Aztec armies, the Conquistador Hernan Cortes, having only 600 men, gave his most infamous order to them upon their arrival at those hostile shores. "Burn the ships." Cortes understood that if

Let the “It’s Great To Be An Auburn Tiger” chant begin.

IT WENT NUTS

World's first autonomous delivery of a car! This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away — crossing parking lots, highways & the city to reach its new owner

Robotaxi app now available to all Download to join waitlist – expanding access soon

We are now also selling Superchargers, fully managed by Tesla. Our goal is to accelerate charging ubiquity by making the best charging tech available for any business. To accelerate charging affordability through more supply & competition. To accelerate installation cost

Tesla is now allowing businesses to purchase White-labeled Superchargers. A minimum order of 4 is required, and each Supercharger comes standard with the same hardware, software, pricing controls and service as those in Tesla’s network. Would be the ultimate flex to have your

First impressions of FSD Supervised V14.1 in thread below

The grid has expanded to your Tesla — Tron: Ares update rolling out now

Booger literally just broke down why it was clearly a TD. Amazing how everyone else could see it but a 5 minute review crew can’t!!?? SEC Officiating Greg Sankey - we don’t need your apologies, just add the friggin TD back and update our score.

I took delivery of a beautiful new shiny HW4 Tesla Model X today, so I immediately took it out for an FSD test drive, a bit like I used to do almost daily for 5 years. Basically... I'm amazed - it drives really, really well, smooth, confident, noticeably better than what I'm used

And so it begins!

I’m posting this again today. I’ve literally never done this before. You have to watch this. Imagine thinking there’s anymore fulfilling in life than this. There isn’t. This is the whole point.

Just started Tesla Robotaxi drives in Austin with no safety monitor in the car. Congrats to the Tesla AI team! If you’re interested in solving real-world AI, which is likely to lead to AGI imo, join Tesla AI. Solving real-world AI for Optimus will be 100X harder than cars.

My first unsupervised Tesla Robotaxi ride here in Austin! Come along with me on this 1st experience of driving around Austin with just me in the car and in the back seat! Congrats to the Tesla AI team! 🤠👍

Unsupervised ride full video

This is another great example of Tesla FSD (Supervised) saving a life. “I passed out while driving on the freeway, mid-conversation with my wife on the phone. My Tesla had FSD engaged. It detected I lost consciousness (thanks to the driver monitoring system), immediately

New version of Cybertruck now available to order in the US This is our most affordable Cybertruck yet. Tough as nails with ultra-low cost of ownership – Starts at $59,990 – Dual Motor AWD w/ est. 325 mi of range – Powered tonneau cover – Bed outlets (2x 120V + 1x 240V) &

No driver. No janitor. No manual plug-in. Tesla’s Cybercab handles all of it — a robotic arm cleans the interior between rides while the car charges and resets itself automatically. Most people are focused on the self-driving part. The self-maintaining part is just as