me after getting dog walked 0-30 during in-person friendlies: ah GGs guess I have a lot to learn lol me after losing a pretty close set against a stranger online: hm! Didn’t realize they let illiterate pedophiles buy this game too

You Larp the Life I Live

Hm! Very interesting that all of my friends chose to go outside and socialize with people in real life instead of sitting inside to play toys with me online. Not one singular toy is on the menu today since everyone clearly hates me so I am just going to starve to death. Thanks.

first day of college … rumor has it i’m going to be boiled alive. gulp

arctic monkeys performing the jewellers hands live @ zenith de montpellier 2010

will you marry me

yup. it's getting chilly outside. you know what that means #RUNYOURHANDSUNDERBOILINGWATER

No one knows but dsmp is deadass The sleeper agent

JD Vance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

Kirby’s mother in my AU! She is a talented artist, and Kirby loves watching her paint dreams and beautiful landscapes. One day, he finds an old photo and realizes she was once a child too, and starts imagining how fun it would be to be her friend back then 🥺

you get busy and all that yearning shit stops

i really envy those really cute girls that have a boyfriend and like 10000 friends and everyone likes them and they cant do wrong people like this dont know how easy they have it

tapping the sign

How it feels to post things about politics to your Instagram story

as soon as someone even begins to talk about the "toxic fandom" I need them to tell me In Detail the significance of burner44z

Asata #THECLITCAMEFIRST