call me materialistic but money really makes me happy. a bank notification of incoming money makes me forget that i’m having a bad day 😭

My wife thinks I like getting up at 430am to feed the baby but I really know that Iran likes to drop missiles on Israel at 5pm eastern and there might be a video on Twitter

I apply for a job and immediately start fantasizing about it. Where I’ll live, how I’ll commute to work, and how I’ll spend the salary 😂😭

This cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree.

the Andoy Ranay blueprint

In order to be born, you needed: 2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1,024

Wealth tax ba kamo? Simulan natin sa P203+ bilyong unpaid estate tax liability ng Marcos family. Dun natin kunin ang ayuda.

My daughter's teacher said that she talks so much that she placed her next to the nonverbal child in the classroom and the child now speaks

There's too much talent trapped in poverty and too much mediocrity funded.

Middle class life is crazy, one mistake and you're back to poverty.

“𝘛𝘸𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦; 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘵.” — 𝘍𝘺𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳 𝘋𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘦𝘷𝘴𝘬𝘺

La prostitución no es un ejercicio de libertad, sino la culminación de la violencia económica del capital sobre la mujer proletaria. No existe consentimiento allí donde impera la necesidad de supervivencia.

Atty. Mans Carpio’s lawsuit is the ultimate "Duterte Playbook" move: when the evidence is damning, sue the messengers. By filing criminal cases for violations of Bank Secrecy, the AMLA, and the Data Privacy Act, he is effectively admitting the P6.77 billion in flagged

Ang punto ng armadong pag-aalsa ay para MAGPALAYA ng masang salat sa dunong at karapatan. Ikaw ang gising kaya isasama mo na lang sila sa pakikibaka. Kung kailangan pa pala natin ng permiso para maging makatao, edi ano na ang punto nitong lahat?

Maturing is realizing that your parents didn’t do their best, they did what was convenient and self serving at the time. They didn’t even try.

the chaba mayday '11 mass lead is fucking immortal bro