i worked for autotrader and now i employ brock bowers as my tight end in dynasty fantasy football. time is a flat circle.

i love this man and this team

i don’t know much about this shit but i do know that most of this shit is fucked

if sabrina is really a carpenter then let’s see her construct and install building frameworks including walls, floors, and doorframes lmao

my fav athlete growing up is a part owner of my fav team lollllll

what a badass reaction

my brother, my captain, my king 👑

I used to hate waiters until I realized they’re not just being nosy. They need to know what I want to eat so they can relay it to the kitchen staff

me to Rashod Bateman as i put him into my fantasy football lineup to compete for 8th place

Bills RT Spencer Brown on if he’s entertained thoughts of beating the Chiefs: “it’s either going to be super celebration party or me and 24 pack by myself.”

i recently decided i’m gonna start very loosely tweeting at people just for the fuck of it all and i’m sorry in advanced

ok but i also get No Girls and still can’t make it to the Conference Championship

Go Bills

winter is funny cause like 65% of the dogs i see outside have sicker drip than me

I remember wondering how this actor was able to be so present— I mean actually be present. Like, how did he actually get there. I don’t remember hiring him, but watching this made me wonder “who” he was and how did he manage to actually “get on” the set. Fascinating insights

The Strokes - Someday | DM

go bills!

some of this shit is so fucked tbh fr