“I’m on a whole news feed that tells me the truth” is so funny

Not me

Los Angeles the coldest place on planet earth right now

Is not one of my experiences unique

SCREAM 1996 ❤️

Had a half a serving of maple syrup n 6g fruity pebbles as a treat tn

its very funny to me that matcha was invented by the chinese in china, progressed by the japanese in japan, and perfected by the vietnamese in orange county, california

does every neighborhood have a scrap metal guy

You’re not gunna believe this

Me with the 1997 smash hit “The Pest” featuring a breathtaking performance by John Leguizamo

That was only half the battle. He knew how to play auto tune like a stand alone instrument itself.

RIP the 🐐

bad news for chocolate chip cookies: i woke up today

Enough slices

Shout out to all my pear

Idk who needs to read this but quit going to events with yo damn AirPod in yo ear. Stay at home secret service

Undertone was anti abortion tradcath propaganda

I hope DUNE part three is 4 days long.

AFRO MAN now controls all spice production in the imperium.

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