It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy

The last thing a woman wants is exactly what they want.

Today is the only day you can retweet this.

God bless barbers

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Gonna miss you lil bro.

I am..

In honor of NBA coming back tonight I gotta bring this gem back

deleting later but my hot take of the day is that you can be there for your friends without expecting anything in return but you can also be sad when they dont show up for you

31 beers. 29 for those lost 1 for the ship 1 for Gordon Lightfoot

the lion is very close to choosing permanent solutions for temporary problems

First Class Flights 📸

A BICYCLE-KICK GOAL IN A BLIZZARD ❄️🚲 ONE OF THE CRAZIEST GOALS IN ONE OF THE WILDEST ENVIRONMENTS DURING THE CPL soccer FINAL 😱

We have so much in common We argue all the time You always say I’m wrong I’m pretty sure I’m right

out of sight out of mind is so real i really be forgetting hoes exist

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

omg they’re learning about michigan lore