Due to personal reasons I will be insulting the gods in a staggering display of hubris.

Zeus: Hey can you hold this Atlas: Okay Zeus:

Thought I was having a shit day but turned out I just needed an iced coffee

The vibe tonight is sitting down in the shower

someone’s absolutely blasting Jolene outside my office right now like sir I appreciate it but I’m still working on my first cup of ambition from this morning it is too early for this

WASHING YOUR HANDS & STAYING HOME - recommended! IGNORING THE PLIGHT OF THE COMMON FOLK BY THROWING A PARTY WITH YOUR RICH FRIENDS IN THE CASTELLATED ABBEY WHILE A MASKED STRANGER MOVES OMINOUSLY FROM ROOM TO ROOM - not recommended - sure hope that guy doesn't symbolize anything

Netflix hasn’t stopped once to ask me “are you still watching?” since I turned on Tiger King. It knows I’m still watching. I couldn’t stop if I wanted to.

I finally got a framed copy made for the office. I will not give up the fight.

Sometimes I feel ugly but then my betta fish puffs up at me and I feel a little better about myself.

Packing is difficult because it forces me to acknowledge that I have an entire shelf full of books that I still haven't read.