At last a place to spew nonsensical updates into the twitosphere! Loving it! #myfirsttweet #prostitute

Who wrote "to be understood is to prostitute yourself" again? #quotes #prostitution

After my first ten days on Twitter, I am amazed by the reactions I've had! Loving the Twittosphere! ;) #twitter #newbie

Hilarious e-card! :)

"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." #katherinehepburn #quoteoftheday

Just a quick one to thank all of you guys for following me! What a great welcome to Twitter you've given me! Kisses for all! #thanks #follow