The new Ford Bronco 😍😍😍

I just want to go to a rodeo 🤠

While some people are waiting for a stimulus check, I’m waiting for my Menards 11% rebate check to come in

Nothing is more annoying than hearing a radio DJ complain about their life, it’s not my fault you decided to go to school just to make $37K a year

How it started How it’s going

If Biden wins MASKs mandatory. If Trump wins MASKs optional. If you love masks wear them. I hate masks.

This is amazing! I entered to win Texas Pride Trailers & BoostedBoiz 2 Car Hauler #giveaway #trailer! It costs over $7,000 brand new. #boostedboizxtpt txpt.link/giveawaybb

"Hey kids, I know you're all grown up now, but remember me?? I'm one of the guys who raised you while your parents were at work. It's time to tap into your childhood emotional attachment and trust me enough to do exactly as I say without question!"

Can’t believe it. Economy going to hell and politicians want us to stop saying Amen? Or men and women? Boys and girls? WTF. Take care. We are led by idiots.

$slv 🚀

I’m looking to hire some people this year so if anyone’s looking for a summer job in lawn care and landscaping, DM me (full-part time positions available) great pay with bonuses!

If you wonder why there’s such little resistance to lockdowns it’s because the only people getting hurt are small business owners White collar workers got their jobs DRASTICALLY upgraded to remote work A ton of lower class/unemployed people are making stacks of government cash

I love the great state of Texas

Win a trip to chicago , $2000 , my Chicago Cubs tickets and dinner at my favorite place Maple & Ash …. Retweet for your chance to win ..Must use #MapleAndAshChicago

#MapleAndAshChicago

That’s cute that you keep a picture of your girlfriend in your wallet, I keep a couple pictures of Benjamin Franklin in mine

Let that sink in

How is it 2025 and you still can’t print a YouTube video