Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

"Robertson, what a baby! What a big baby...baby!" Roy Keane's assessment of the Andy Robertson incident...

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Class.

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He just makes it look too Eze 🤯

People aren’t keen on Elon’s Twitter but the “readers added context” feature is genuinely excellent. Here’s the actual prime minister of the United Kingdom being quite correctly called out for his massive lies.

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I wanted #VAR as I wanted the game to progress & get more of the big decisions right. But it hasn’t worked & nobody likes it, VAR is ruining too many games. It’s influence needs limiting to goaline technology & automated offsides. telegraph.co.uk/football/2023/…

ITV is helping Nigel Farage screenwash his reputation. We’ve been to their HQ to tell them who he really is. Watch the vid and the full biopic

For a minute I thought someone had face-swapped Mikel Arteta there

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I’ve never seen this clip, from a few years ago. The best articulation of simple geopolitical reality I’ve seen in a long time. Even a simpleton could understand it, if only they’d listen. God I miss grown up, well-read, pragmatic and convincing leaders.

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Letter from Crystal Palace supporter to UEFA president Aleksander Ceferin: Dear Aleksander, I am writing to respectfully request that UEFA reconsider any plans to demote Crystal Palace from the UEFA Europa League to the UEFA Europa Conference League. My Dad and Grandad took me to

Chelsea owners BlueCo have signed Julio Enciso and he will play for Strasbourg, who are also owned by BlueCo, before being transferred back to Chelsea. Good thing UEFA have thrown Crystal Palace out of Europe, though.

Clearly hasn’t been paying attention watching palace play vs10 or against a low block this season.