the ADHD urge to use parentheses in every sentence (because every thought comes with bonus thoughts (and those have bonus thoughts too))

i want to tell myself that im more than just my disorder But holy shit this disorder Definitely impacts every aspect of my life

Jamaa wa kutumia Toothpaste ya T guard lazima wahakikishe wameongea kila kitu before saa tano ifike,juu ikipita hapo sasa mdomo ishaanza kunuka gumboot. Buana poverty will rob you even self esteem,tutafute pesa vijana

Every clause in a contract exists because someone, somewhere, tried exactly what that clause prevents.

Cheat with who exactly??? Men still win in the end.

Kupiga teargas nyumbani after tumekosana family gathering is still on my bucket list.

women cheating means more whores (free pussy) women not cheating means more moral women for marriage

BREAKING VIDEO: Kenya’s Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to win a regular marathon in under two hours, setting a new world record at the London Marathon in 1:59:30! Kenyans invented running™

Single guys need to be joy maxxing. Hanging with friends. Grilling. Lifting weights. Eating steaks. Enjoying a hobby. Grabbing beers. Hitting on girls. Getting rejected (the right one won’t). Laughing about it. Wood working. Side hustling. Reading. Learning niche facts. Locking

my favorite weed is when i'm weed you

If you’re a weirdo with extremely niche interests, you need to post on the internet. There are quantum leaps waiting for you.

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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Doctors: ADHD medication is addictive, that's why it's so restricted and controlled Most people with ADHD: I forgot to take my meds again lmao

Nikona swali...ukiwa under medication, unaeza kunywa hizo Pilsner beer?

The cool hing about Adderall is that I haven't slept or had food in six days and that's fine

One of the best feelings from reading is when you find a sentence so good that you have to close the book and stare at the wall for a minute.

may our biceps get bigger and our shoulders get wider.

Shida ya leg day ni after a few hours, unaskia unataka kuweka mtu through the mattress