Me logging into Twitter on safari to see how my tweets about my mini donut maker are doing

I forecasted the popularity of the baby name Ruth’s popularity among liberal millennial parents

If I were president I would simply issue an executive order that everyone needs to listen to where is the love by the black eyed pea‘s every morning while they get ready for the day

pierce the egg

pheobe bridgers Take me Home

the only time I EVER tweet is when I’m at a stoplight... something about the urgency of the 20-60 second window of opportunity as I wait makes me just impulsive enough to tweet what’s happening in my stupid brain

most people don’t know this about me because I don’t really talk About it but my grandpa invented Oreos

Hoping someday to have my dream wedding at the four seasons (total landscaping)

i am thinking about the cash for gold commercials

last night took a dark turn

everything I do, I do for her