Why can’t Tories follow elementary rules?

I left UK two years ago today. This is the last picture I have taken on British soil. Why would I take a picture of a van in Dover, the place I drove a van through hundreds of times? Because I was bored and had too much time on my hands A threat🧵

Here's a little 🧵 of all my irritating human behaviour pictures so far.. #1 Trains

Is it me or has Prince William been spending too much time with Gareth Southgate? What’s with the short beard?

Pippa Crerar It’s just irrelevant. Journalists need to understand their readers want news not snide gossipy commentary. Of course leaders get privileges but meeting a pop star? Literally, who cares? Get a grip.

Listen, if Taylor Swift suddenly gets awarded a contract to provide healthcare services to the NHS, is given part of the HS2 line to run or gets given a life peerage like Lord Siberia or whatever he’s called, then let’s chat about Starmer taking his kids to her concert shall we.

This week’s block change is dumb but I’m still puzzled by the reactions today. Under the old block rules it was still easy enough to circumvent the block function. All you had to do was create a second account and toggle between them. The pic below was true last week too.

A simply brilliant thread.

Hey GWR I’m on 813014 and it sounds like the A/C unit near the door b/c end needs some maintenance as it is squealing a lot of the journey. Can you log it for maintenance please?

Tom Tugendhat Want to guess where Truss appears on the graph

Adam Hills, "Hey America, we can't tell you what to do. You've got a big decision to make, and you've got to go with your heart" "Do you vote for the person supported by Bruce Springsteen, Stevie Wonder, Eminem, Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, Billie Eilish, The Avengers, Cardi B,

Hey Siren Craft Brew it’s a busy Thursday night. You’ve got 4 cask lines but not a single cask beer on. I complained about this back in the summer and you said it was something you would address. But here I am again tonight and you don’t have a single cask beer to choose from.

Hey @KerryAGodliman I really enjoyed your show tonight. One of your jokes reminded me of a song from a very long time ago. You might get a giggle out of the lyrics to this song. It was a big radio hit believe it or not. Please trust me on this one! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachabl…

Featuring numerous LEGO ball contraption mechanisms in a closed circuit. [📹 zusammengebaut]

I've never boxed as well as Mike Tyson, never had his athletic prowess, and I haven't aged as much (yet) either though that one is closer. And it made me think about him taking on a man in his 20s in the ring later this week. As someone who exercises far more now than I ever