$8 basically gets you this on Twitter now

The Dork Knight has enough money to buy many things, but at least the OR election wasn't one of them.

DeSantis shows surprising power coming out of the midterms, but I'm sure Trump will ketchup.

I just heard “Walker is a nightmare “.

It's opening night for Monkey with a Hat On's 30th 10 Minute Play Festival—community theater written and performed by Portlanders. Maybe people you know! Tickets available online and at the door. cstpdx.com/series/the-cha…

45 currently scaling back plans for his 11/15 event: he will now only announce that he's just saved money on his car insurance.

Festivus gets an early start with 45 airing a list of grievances & blathering on as a feat of strength.

People on twitter sound like Titanic passengers queued up for the lifeboats.

John will be in Portland for his 77th birthday at a special event at the Aladdin Theater. And to help celebrate, we're screening a selection of his films April 17 - 23! Tickets now available: cstpdx.com/happy-birthday…

GOP renegades are pushing for the first Speaker of the House that is not a member of Congress: Cocaine Bear.

Side labeled socialist: no sick days for workers despite record profits. Side labeled fascist: Hitler was cool. Which is the accurate label?

Hunter’s laptop reveals that he, aided by China and Soros, forced showrunners to declare Bran Stark GOT winner.

This is an excellent and fascinating animation of how the 10 most populous cities in the world changed from 1500 to 2018 by John Burn-Murdoch Twentieth in a 🧵 of #2022TopTweets

Tesla stock down 69% for 2022, but I’m sure stockholders will forgive EM as soon as he makes a sophomoric tweet about that number.

Dear fellow citizens, We, The B-52’s, are deeply concerned about the numerous new bills that promote transphobia and discrimination against transgender individuals and drag artists, which have been introduced in the United States. We strongly denounce these bills and stand in

3 hour deliberation. It sometimes takes me longer to decide what I want for dinner.

The Osage of Oklahoma were the richest people on the planet. Until they killed them. For their oil. This is an investigation I’ve worked on quietly for 27 years. And now I’m finally able to give you a 100-second preview… #LongKnife

Just got an offer to test my dog's DNA. I'm afraid he might find out he's a son of a bitch.

They are building Skynet here in Oregon. What could go wrong? youtu.be/514IZJENQ3s