in lieu of filing taxes I am requesting that a witch turn me into a mountain bluebird

I know it's a cliche and probably never happens but I swear I just checked into a hotel in Canada and the receptionist apologized for having to upgrade me to a junior suite, and was especially sorry that there would be two king beds instead of one.

This was 3 years ago she went viral

Last year my sister-in-law won the fishing derby with this trout from Schultz lake. The ice was thick

My wife just said "if you hate everyone, you should eat something, and if you think everyone hates you, you should go to sleep" and I don't think I've heard a better life hack

Yesterday while picking up sealift from the dock the wildlife officers and cops took off with a boat, just found out that they went to pick up a canoeist who was attacked and killed by a muskox

Just read that the canoeist was not killed by the muskox, just injured. In small communities the only thing that spreads faster than wildfires is rumours

History’s been made Wrestling Athlete, Eekeeluak Avalak, is the first ever competitor from Nunavut to take home a gold medal at the Canada Games. 🥇 This win takes Team Nunavut medal total to two in Canada Games History. We see the rise, & we all rise with you. #CanadaGames

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HOW TO FIX THE PROBLEM WITH MAINSTREAM MEDIA

Guard cats.

Norman Wells: Cst. Jon Rondeau helping prepare breakfast for the students at Mackenzie Mountain School.

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The fix was in when Inuit men were ordered to stand trial a century ago | Nunatsiaq News nunatsiaq.com/stories/articl…

For #InternationalWomensDay a portrait of me taken by my Dad, wearing my middle-aged woman’s coat of invisibility in a Somerset field. Wearing this parka (which, aside from costume is the most expensive item of clothing I've owned) I’ve been patronised in hospitals, left...

Ice rescue after hours atop an overturned boat, waiting for the ice to freeze...cbc.ca/news/canada/no…

To my memory this is the funniest last 4 paragraphs I’ve read in an obituary RIP

A Brief History of Women Today Dress Inappropriately 🧵

The only view a dog cares about.. 😊