Another Belter 👏👏🤣🤣

I missed the documentary on Red Sauce today but i'll watch it tomorrow on Ketchup 👍😀

I missed the documentary on Red Sauce last night but not to worry i'll watch it today on Ketchup 👍 #LunchPun #RateMyPun

My wife is so insecure that when she had a brace fitted she asked me "Does my gum look big in this" 😀

I'm raising money for In Honour of my 1st Mother in Law.. Click to Donate gofund.me/7870acc6

I Decided NOT 2 Drink my Wifes Hot Drink earlier. Well, it Wasnt Really my Cup of Tea!!! 😀

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If you want to become a really good shoplifter you need a Help Self Book 😀👍

My wife asked me when i 1st started baring my bum in public. I said "Ooh, many moons ago now" 😀

My mate told me that he had a lump on his leg full of Fizzy Orange. I said "Fanta Cyst?" He replied "Its the bloody truth!!!!" 😀

Not a bad effort in the Alcester 10k yesterday. 314th place out of 816 is good considering i'm not really an athlete. Going to retire while i'm ahead 🤣🔥🎖

It’s ok not to be ok. Please please if your struggling reach out to someone. DO NOT BE AFRAID TO ASK FOR HELP. #MentalHealthMatters

Is this a good joke Gary Delaney: New tour now on sale? I had to go to the Police station today after my mate got arrested and take in a gift for his legal representatives as he said that he wouldnt say a word without his Lawyers Present 😀

It’s such an ‘orrible day I was tempted to bring a tarpaulin.John hated cold and wet.Thanks to those kind people who have left notes and flowers and gifts.I see the brandy glass is half full!

I bought a box of 6 cakes from the Supermarket which were reduced. When i got home and opened them there were only 3 😀

I'm the manager of our depot and I'm clean shaven but the person above me has a really bushy beard. He's the Hairier Manager 😀

Uploaded a new (from last year) video to my Youtube channel. Silly, harmless One Liners, Jim Davidson could learn a thing or two. ALF (Live) at the Bristol Improv Theatre 👉youtu.be/upMI8E6cSEo

Will Tik Tok have to adjust their Tik Tok???

I'm going to bake my Jesus Bread tomorrow although it wont rise until sunday 😀

Frank Sinatra had a Japanese Mobile Phone. He did it Huawei 😀👍