Rory Jones (@rj_rory) 's Twitter Profile
Rory Jones

@rj_rory

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I missed the documentary on Red Sauce last night but not to worry i'll watch it today on Ketchup 👍 #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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My mate told me that he had a lump on his leg full of Fizzy Orange. I said "Fanta Cyst?" He replied "Its the bloody truth!!!!" 😀

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Not a bad effort in the Alcester 10k yesterday. 314th place out of 816 is good considering i'm not really an athlete. Going to retire while i'm ahead 🤣🔥🎖

Not a bad effort in the Alcester 10k yesterday. 314th place out of 816 is good considering i'm not really an athlete. Going to retire while i'm ahead 🤣🔥🎖
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It’s ok not to be ok. Please please if your struggling reach out to someone. DO NOT BE AFRAID TO ASK FOR HELP. #MentalHealthMatters

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Is this a good joke Gary Delaney: New tour now on sale? I had to go to the Police station today after my mate got arrested and take in a gift for his legal representatives as he said that he wouldnt say a word without his Lawyers Present 😀

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It’s such an ‘orrible day I was tempted to bring a tarpaulin.John hated cold and wet.Thanks to those kind people who have left notes and flowers and gifts.I see the brandy glass is half full!

It’s such an ‘orrible day I was tempted to bring a tarpaulin.John hated cold and wet.Thanks to those kind people who have left notes and flowers and gifts.I see the brandy glass is half full!
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I bought a box of 6 cakes from the Supermarket which were reduced. When i got home and opened them there were only 3 😀

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I'm the manager of our depot and I'm clean shaven but the person above me has a really bushy beard. He's the Hairier Manager 😀

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Uploaded a new (from last year) video to my Youtube channel. Silly, harmless One Liners, Jim Davidson could learn a thing or two. ALF (Live) at the Bristol Improv Theatre 👉youtu.be/upMI8E6cSEo

Uploaded a new (from last year) video to my Youtube channel. 
Silly, harmless One Liners, Jim Davidson could learn a thing or two.
ALF (Live) at the Bristol Improv Theatre
👉youtu.be/upMI8E6cSEo