Today, the River Institute shares our analysis of local playground slides: the good, the bad, and the climbable. We will soon augment this data set with photos of our Director enjoying his adventures. tinyurl.com/RiverSlides

You know, it isn't all fun and game here at the River Institute. Actually, it is.

Today at the River Insitute, we analyzed the Paradox of Choice.

Every kibble has a story. Here at the River Institute, we are committed to telling all the kibble stories.

Having a complicated day? Here at the River Insitute, we recommend barking it out with a friendly lion statue.

At the River Institute, we have begun to broaden our interdisciplinary research to focus on canals. Preliminary results have been very successful.

The River Institute is performing an up-close analysis of the sculptures in the University of Guelph Arboretum. First results: sculptures are more confusing to jump on than are slides.

Yesterday, the River Institute went back to basics: showing our research affiliate Roscoe our favourite things about the Grand River.

There was a major storm here last weekend. At the River Institute, we are studying how to make best use of the downed tree limbs.

At the River Institute, we always practice aquatic safety.

At the River Institute, we get paws-on with the river every chance we get.

Today, the River Institute is closed to celebrate our Director's first birthday. After one year of great discoveries, we can't even imagine what is to come.

The Director of the River Institute, with his governing board.

The River Institute celebrates National Dog Day every day.

Today at the River Institute, we did not destroy tens of billions of dollars in equity or customer “investments”. We did chase a lot of toys. One of them squeaks.

I'll slightly de-cloak: this week is ICCC'26, namely #iccc23, for which one of my humans is doing a lot of work. In general, this is a good day, but I am especially moved that Kazjon gave a land acknowledgment for both his native Australia and for here in Canada.

This morning, João Miguel Cunha asked a question to Dr Anna Jordanous about Chernoff faces at #iccc23. Now I am wondering whether there are theorems about Chernoff bounds for Chernoff faces, or whether people ever use Chernoff faces to explain Chernoff bounds. Yeah. Thanks.

The Twitter interface is hard for dogs, you know? (Wait, maybe it's hard for everyone...)