Why isn’t the purge real…

Casual spoilers telling me the endgame relationships when I am very much so at the beginning of the game have my brain CHURNING. #throneofglass I wish I’d been on this hype 5 years ago lol

Bro CrankDat’s set giving me chills and I’m just sitting here sober on my couch headbanging… probably would have died if I saw it live 😤😤😤. #couchlands

Do you guys get a bunch of X authentication code: xxxxx randomly. Like hey bro you don’t have to hack me dog, there’s not much going on over here

Why. Why are men either so boring it hurts or have so much audacity it’s appalling….. like what??? What happened to just like….. NORMAL PEOPLE??? just average, chill, semi-interesting, not-asshole-like bros

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When you fuck up and start a new book at bedtime and don’t have the strength to put it down and just know you’re going to be brain dead and miserable the next day but you’re kicking your feet screaming bc the couple is coupling and somehow that makes it worth it…

That dudes dad was right. FIBI is a thing. Fuck it. Book it.

Literally everyone is a fucking dipshit

… maybe thanos has a point

Get you somebody who loves u as much as Chaol loves Dorian lmao

Govt better FITFO bc I got 14 flights scheduled over the next 90 days and I am not interested in delays or alterations for this godforsaken country.

So like as a pharmacist …. If I can’t reach you… the doctor… to clarify something on a script… I’m not filling it.