she’s a 10 but she can’t stop thinking about halloween so she’s really a 1000

the dollar menu doesn’t exist, $5 fridays at smoothie king are gone, $5 footlongs at subway are completely extinct, the dollar store is the $1.25 store, 4.99 cookout trays are now $8…..this used to be a respectable country

This one 👇

*required a masters degree, unpaid internships, licensure x3* *shit pay* “Such an important job tho” Cool cool cool Should’ve went into event planning or a trade instead of being a therapist man

she’s a 10 but she cries about one thing then starts crying about her whole life

So for those who want to try to save money and use Walgreens to print foam boards instead of Staples…just don’t 🤦🏼‍♀️ It’s the wrong size. There’s an added border not on the proof. Now I created more work for myself - especially bc they won’t correct it online

Walking around shopping all day ain’t easy …or as fun…when you’re 6 months pregnant man😅

Well I caught my husbands cold. Just what I needed on top of summer weather and pregnancy 🙃🙃

the person who's about to legislate your human rights away

Let’s hope this was an accidental UPS mark off and not another lost package 😭 They marked 2 packages delivered and only 1 was - the “photo proof” is the same package on both

It baffles me that people who chose not to come to my wedding and baby shower, haven’t checked in or came over during the entire pregnancy…hit me with a “cant wait to meet the baby” Umm no?