my most disgusting habit... eating little spoonfuls of plain chicken "better than bouillon" by itself

me: "oh I will make a post so that people read my thoughts" me later: "well damn I didn't actually want to know what anyone else thinks about that"

Even when you’re doing the most mundane tasks like moving your trash cans to the curb you should take care to do them as quietly as possible. Being careless about the noise you are making is a common trait among the conceited and selfish

I’m just glad someone is raising awareness about how invasive bamboo (often planted by someone looking for a fast-growing privacy screen) can be extremely difficult to get rid of. Left overgrown, can cause serious damage. Good to spread the word to plant native alternatives.

god it sucks now when your tweets break containment everyone reacts as if you’re trying to add to the 10 Commandments and not just two glasses of wine deep typing with the little buttons on your phone because its fun

You can’t ever post on reddit for advice. You could say you’re being stalked and someone ugly will tell you to take it as a compliment

be careful hitching your wagon to a dying star… they’re in their most volatile state then

I can feel it... the joie de vivre... it's returning

The world needs chic women who make increasingly strange decisions and then write about them. Whole genres of literature rely on it.

Pretty cool how spiders will nest under lights bc the lights attract bugs for them. Work smarter not harder!

If I’d had a happy childhood I’d probably have a double major in business and dance and two shih tzus and a complex moissanite engagement ring by now. but it's never too late to keep going

I cant stop making egg rice and eating the entire pot. Especially with furikake and soy sauce and a lil raw turbinado sugar on top

Having a rough day ! If u have a motivational meme and want to reply here, plzzzzz do. I will cherish it and probably save it to look at later