I need 11 other people to come together and dress as the Stardew valley bachelor/bachelorettes with me for Halloween plz 🙏

Do any of you wonderful people have a Laseroid you could perchance trade me for something? 🙏 I have been trying to get one for genuinely over a year and it is the one gyroid I cannot seem to find 😔

(trying to hit on a doctor)

Am I the only person who absolutely adores Shane???? He’s my absolute favourite and I feel like everybody else hates him 😭 I have a whole spicy pepper field for him so I always have his favourite gift

Guys please give me 50 pence like I need it urgently it’s for a magic spell I’m gonna cast that will duplicate it each day and soon ill be a rich woman I promise to reimburse you I just need 50 p guys plz ghys listen this is IMPORTANR this is a matter of life or death guys listen

Hyuck hyuck - I say, walking away into the distance on a sandy beach in Wisconsin….. never to be seen again

If humans had cutie marks I think mine would be a cat with a frog on its head and the frog is holding a cup of tea but the tea is obviously lavender-camomile-honey green tea with a cinnamon stick in it and a pistachio macaroon too, or is that too much?

I’ve got so many thoughts today guys like I really am thinking. Wild. I usually don’t think

Let’s be real if we are in a simulation wtf you gonna do? Like just live your life as you previously were? Nothing much changes, other than the fact you’d have the knowledge. As long as you’re fully sentient what’s the difference between this and “real life”

That feeling when you put some Chinese Jasmine tea in your brewdini and warm up your NYC cookie from the quaint O 😈

I get there’s a limit of how many words you can put on here for a reason but ohhhhhhhh my fucking god that fills me with rage. LET ME SAY MY SHIT I AM BEING SILENCED MY RAMBLES CUT SHORT they knew I’d be too dangerous with unlimited words 😔 We live in a society

I really be watching mukbangs whilst being absolutely starving and I say yk what, why are we torturing ourselves? Let’s go eat and watch this after. Then I come back full, and don’t wanna watch anymore. Why do I only watch when I’m dying of hunger? Is this some sick masochism?

Guys I’ve made a song about forgetting the name of ponyta’s evolution to the beat of pink pony club. Thinking of making a debut on TikTok what do y’all think. I wrote it in 10 minutes at 2:21 am but I think it’s the best thing anybody’s ever written

I’m not a teenager but this

How come Redd only EVER has faked or things I already own? I haven’t got a new painting or sculpture in like 3 months I swear 😩

R@pe is r@pe no matter the context.

this appears above my head when im thinking

Why do Americans have to say “tuna fish” We know tuna is a fish You can just say tuna

Can somebody plz draw the Maine 6 as 7 deadly sins? 🙏 twilight wrath, rainbow sloth, rarity greed, pinkie gluttony, AJ pride, fluttershy envy, and I also was thinking Starlight and Sunset for lust fsr #mlp #MLP #mylittlepony #SevenDeadlySins #art

No one locks in harder than a white boy playing Minecraft