When did we stop ROFL-ing? And why? Is the floor dirty?

When you ask someone their favorite fire emblem character from the Nintendo Gamecube game Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance

The only way to defeat a bad guy who has a billion dollars is with a GOOD guy who has a billion dollars 🤔

Update: played a bunch of Smash Remix last night with Michael Brancato and another friend and it's SUPER fun I don't think Lanky is very good.....but he's funny..........

Honestly Trump looks miserable most of the time and I can hardly picture a genuine smile on his face... But he is having the time of his LIFE hanging out with Zohran Mamdani. He's a Mamdanian now. This man is FAWNING over America's mayor.

It's pre-cook heating. Shortened to "preheat." You are heating before (pre-) cooking. Thank you for this correction, APStylebook. Woke wins again.

If you aren't up til 2am cooking the night before Thanksgiving then you are a CONSUMER not a CREATOR

cranberry cinnamon chicken gravy biryani...served with cranberry raita and caramelized apples on the side

Thanking of you

The White House this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

Ireland has withdrawn from Eurovision.

Smh Eurovision

Me when I hear a coworker say "I prefer the gamecube one"

Tracked down the rest of the clip!

5th place at Nounsvitational 2025 Tokyo! Great way to end the year, channeled my champion-mentality a lot today and clawed my way through a bunch of really sweaty sets GGssssss

TIL the voice of Disney Hades is a far-right xenophobe :/

I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress

It’s an honor to be endorsed by Bernie Sanders. Together, we will take on the billionaire class and defeat corporate-dominated politics.

🇨🇭 Eurovision 2024 winner Nemo will be sending their trophy back to the EBU. "#Eurovision says it stands for unity, inclusion, and dignity for all. [...] But Israel's continued participation [...] shows a clear conflict between those ideals and the decisions made by the EBU."

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU MAKE A CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKE!