and this is why i am going to start a window screen business

pisces

just had my first homeowner headache 🤕 lol ugh grateful but is this the rest of my life

lol is this a joke Ocado

damn wish my job was affected by the microsoft outage so i could go home

omg i love the olympics i always cry so many times

Thread of cool maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵 1. All roads lead to Rome

eating a fresh, ripe cantaloupe makes me feel so happy to be alive

today one of my dreams came true. a tempurpedic mattress was delivered to my door. i am so grateful to be alive

accidentally got my hair cut too short but it’s fine

also, ordered a chocolate milk at lunch and this is what they gave me 😂 england is something else man

I gotta run the You Got Served intro one time for the one time. RIP Fatman Scoop, the ultimate hype man🕊️❤️

Your inability to grasp astrology is not a valid argument against it. Dismissing something without fully understanding it is often more about one's own limitations than the subject itself.

one thing about me is if i see someone in insta ask for help or a recommendation for something, even if we haven’t spoken in years i will reach out to whoever i need to in the effort of lending a hand

could really go for some blueberry pop tarts

World Series Bound.

The perfect Halloween costume doesn’t ex—

i don’t really understand why british people only go to “holiday parks” and stay in caravans for vacation. even when they go to other countries they’re still just being british af somewhere else

ok i can’t turn a blind eye anymore so i’m gonna uninstall twitter from my phone. it’s been real ✌🏼

moved to bluesky