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Ripping Music Critics Since 2009. Go to the website.

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Pitchfork all yearning for the days when Win Butler sang about his earnest belief that he FOUND a CONNECTOR over and over again.

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I don't know which is more pathetic: the hilariously small amount of interest in my website or Facebook's need to notify me about it.

I don't know which is more pathetic: the hilariously small amount of interest in my website or Facebook's need to notify me about it.
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War on Drugs guitar solos remind me of my drunk playing -- five notes with epileptic vibratos and toggle-switch volume tricks on max gain.

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I gotta pick up this "EXTRAORDINARY" 8.5-rated LCD Soundsystem album to play on my EXTRAORDINARY computer in my EXTRAORDINARY home office.

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My self-editing process: 1. Make it shorter 2. Anticipate criticism 3. Be less of a dick 4. Stick to the purpose I'm rusty.

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I think "this won't do" can easily apply to that whole [indulgent] introduction (probably amply revised) to a music review.

I think "this won't do" can easily apply to that whole [indulgent] introduction (probably amply revised) to a music review.
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Prophets of Rage album reviews translate to: "Wow, my Twitter retweets sound really stupid when they're set to music by guys in their 50s."

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Read your stuff out loud before posting. If you think you don't have time to read it aloud, it's too long. If it sounds bad, it reads bad.