pooping and meditating simultaneously. Goodbye friends transcendence is near

I have scientific proof that a hotdog is a sandwich. Dm me for the truth

idk why but my current fav flavor is… no flavor. What does this mean?

am double frick’d up on a tues

The only one in this joint who’s head is actually cold smh

Ngl this is my best work to date

The rebuttal

rihanna

Clancy (aldi) is a good man

life goals include: - laughing with glee at 10am on a Wednesday

ngl this crap is fricked up

Tbh if concerts were in the morning I’d go to every one

don’t give a fric … or a frac for that matter

reminder to make egg salad

been trying my hand at t shirt design 😌 Would you wear these? 🤔💯🧐

teasing and making fun with your buds is great and all but tbh I’d rather just like respect each other and hold their divine essence as sacred and shit

This is the kind of power we, as Americans, can harness when given one extra day of rest. Now imagine one more day off, and another, and another. We’d be unstoppable.

crazy how after you turn 30 there’s a whole decade before you turn 40 (assuming you remain alive)

Ok y’all May/June 2024 we are all taking off. Chilling at home or pool/lake and maybe a nature or two. No exceptions